"the president cancelled your birthday."

“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the...”
— George Bush (via travors)

Jul 21st

cubicle17: justwatchthesky is a new tumblelog from The Big...

Jul 21st

soupsoup: Before there were chatrooms, there were bathroom...

Jul 21st

cultrvultr: Jermaine Jackson named his daughter Jermajesty.

Jul 21st

maryrambin: My latest subway stories: 1. This man mouthed to...

Jul 19th

zoee: In honor of Friday. Have a good weekend.  i totally...

Jul 19th

lomo: We heart it / Visual bookmark for everyone

Jul 19th

Watch

adding this to my list of movies to see. thank goodness the guy i went on 3 dates with likes...

Jul 18th

Walk Score includes Austin in nation's 40...

Jul 18th

lovepuppy: noraleah: I think white sunglasses are really...

Jul 18th

jennyjennjen: thewordunheard: kathlellen: sarahchristine: robot-heart: thenightdances: I...

Jul 18th

scout: ellebelle: byerinb:paperflowers:alphamale:eros413...

Jul 18th

hmm. yeah, that posture does nothing for me.

Jul 18th

saramcpherson: Sorry, John, what was that you were saying? ...

Jul 18th

“Also, I enjoy texting. Have you heard of it? You type stuff...”
— S. (via saramcpherson) truer...

Jul 18th

i just discovered i can kiss the top of my boob.

Jul 18th

“Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.”
— Leo Buscaglia (via...

Jul 17th

eBay? really?

i just saw a resume with the following: computer skills: eBay. ‘cause THAT’S going to...

Jul 17th

Mamihlapinatapai

Jul 17th

“I’m trying to start “That’s What She Implied” jokes. Pass it...”
— Whateva (via cultrvultr) ...

Jul 17th

my boss, a man, is wearing white jeans. i do not live in miami. nor is he european. edited to...

Jul 17th

yeah, that coffee, albeit decaf, not such a good idea right now.

Jul 16th

catbird: 10 years ago, we only had 2 kinds of T-shirts to...

Jul 16th

my nutritionist/ friend’s girlfriend thinks i may not be eating enough calories for how much i...

Jul 16th

lomo: Apartment Therapy San Francisco | White Linens Versus...

Jul 16th

soupsoup: I left a special message. i want to go here....

Jul 16th

lomo: We heart it / Visual bookmark for everyone i just...

Jul 16th

The Debate

lifeofbk: If I were to pick up a new phone in the next couple weeks, would it be wise to switch to...

Jul 16th

if you're happy and you know it...

don’t ask my brother. he’ll call you crazy when you ask him what the third thing is. ...

Jul 16th

Getting over your ex ... or not.

juliaallison: The theme for this week’s Time Out column is exes (ooh! my favorite topic!), and...

Jul 15th

eec: my boss told me i look like diana rigg from the...

Jul 15th

(via lessonsinloneliness) i can’t remember the last...

Jul 15th

too soon?

i want to make chocolate chip cookies. i have a date tonight. can i combine the two? and how can...

Jul 15th

“ ‘I Wanna Hold Your Hand.’ First single. Fucking brilliant....”
— David Levithan & Rachel...

Jul 12th

tara whitney

Jul 12th

the office is empty.

i am watching “legally blonde, the musical: the search for the next elle woods,” and p...

Jul 12th

run for the fallen.

Jul 12th

On Napping

mallisser: Taking a nap at home to break up a boring Saturday: pretty nice. Taking a two hour nap...

Jul 12th

scout: into: 52books: Seriously, who doesn’t wish for...

Jul 11th

Watch

you can’t go wrong with roxanne on a friday. or ever.

Jul 11th

“If you try to start a startup right out of college and it...”
— Paul Graham (via strelau) (via...

Jul 11th

reblogging.

i have noticed that when others reblog, they write on the bottom. when i do that, this weird line...

Jul 11th

“i met katie bakes tonight and she is so fantastically...”
— (via ryanbrown) I’m sure...

Jul 11th

i am so all about the polaroid bandwagon. 3 colors on a...

Jul 11th

i don’t drink coffee, but for whatever reason, i...

Jul 11th

(via scout) if this is a card, i want to buy it. if...

Jul 11th

“Hurry up and fail.”
— Jim Moskun (successful...

Jul 10th

“maybe we should play for a house. you got two houses?”
— an old coworker to my boss. ...

Jul 10th

i almost had to go on a wild goose chase for these for...

Jul 10th

“Most people seem content just to post cat pictures and get...”
— Steven Frank (via marco) ...

Jul 10th

(as i was looking for an image to share, i typed in ‘white button down shirt with...

Jul 10th

it is true. there is nothing very few things better than a...

Jul 9th

my cool new glasses came today. i am totally staring at...

Jul 9th

i think i want balloons at my wedding. and no, not like an...

Jul 9th

glad i'm not the only one?

now that i am not in that situation, this is pretty funny. he’s almost as pissed as i was...

Jul 9th

Yes, I will be cutting all of my hair...

i don’t even know you, but if you want a complete stranger’s advice: go short. enjoy...

Jul 9th

i wish i had a book of signs. oats: as seen at The Dock in...

Jul 9th

100 pushups hurt.

Jul 9th

i love facebook.

m: fyi
v: m! what's up my man?
m: i was just told you are the hottest single

Jul 9th

1 picture= 1000 words. tapenoisediary: jonathan-deamer: ...

Jul 8th

i need to read this book. zoee: Yesterday’s doodles. The...

Jul 8th

Steven Frank on Blogging

Jul 8th

grapes and blueberries.

they’re a pretty good combination. is it weird that i am surprised by that?

Jul 8th

jealous.

Jul 8th

my fake little asian child.

Jul 8th

naughty betty.

Jul 8th

green yogurt.

while it may look like slime, this green yogurt is actually quite good. and on a completely...

Jul 8th

my brother's wedding.

Jul 7th

i just like the last line. the most, at least. ...

Jul 4th

“you can have the life you want.”
— great words. from alyson, who...

Jul 3rd

off at 3.

1 hour. 22 minutes.

Jul 3rd

i want that dress. and cool article too. juliaallison: ...

Jul 3rd

and yes...

i am still at work. even though my boss just said, ‘by the way, i’m cool for you to...

Jul 3rd

i do love this. a lot. thank you, decorno.

Jul 3rd

fantastic. is it weird i want to send it to my mom? (but...

Jul 3rd

while completely impractical, i think this is the coolest...

Jul 3rd

Better security questions

because i should not be at work, so i will be tumbling nonstop all day… 1. i should have...

Jul 3rd

“Will the iPod get heavier if I put more songs on it?”
— still laughing…. ...

Jul 3rd

how awesome are these. (it may just be because i cannot...

Jul 3rd

ugh, texas.

please note:
t is the guy i thought was cute.
i asked my friend j to set me up.
he did.
we got along.
and by got along, i mean we kissed before the first bar.
then i found out he went to texas. and i turned on him. seriously.
(re: attending an 'SC alumni event.)
((in a group email.))
(((of all 'SC alums.)))
t: wow. that sounds cool. think i could pass as an 'SC alum?
v: don't even try.

Jul 3rd

wow. i am completely obsessed. i need a little rubie green...

Jul 3rd

i love things like this. and it matches my room. think i...

Jul 3rd

unnecessary.

i will stay at work as long as someone needs me. work, boss, whatever. once i start playing games,...

Jul 3rd

pants.

for a wedding. on the bride. (and while i support, this is not a gay marriage.) thoughts?

Jul 3rd

bum. mer.

i have to be on antibiotics for the 4th of july. hello coke. (the drink.) ((diet coke sucks.)) ...

Jul 2nd

i don’t know if this is in california. the fact that...

Jul 2nd

MTV's Undressed - the free online archive

Jul 2nd

the 'walk of shame' becomes chic

Jul 2nd

 how do i reblog? got it. woot. or woop.

Jul 2nd

mtv's undressed.

Jul 2nd

mine.

Jul 2nd

flexible clothing.

Jul 2nd